- What is the Evil Spoon?
- No, I mean what is the Evil Spoon!? THE SPOON!
Not the webpage!
- Is the Evil Spoon really EVIL?
- Then who the hell are YOU!?
- So YOU are not the Spoon?
- Is the EVIL SPOON a spoon, as in utensil? Or is
it like "making out" spoons?
- Can ANYONE submit art and literature and such to the Evil Spoon
webpage?
- How often is this website updated?
- What is "The Blog that Moves?"
- What is "Denali!" and "Cuenca?"
- How do I contact you?
The Evil Spoon webpage is an art
website started by the bearer of the Evil Spoon. It is dedicated to art, photos,
poetry, comics, and other artful things created by friends of the Evil Spoon.
Oh, sorry. The Evil Spoon was given to me by my sister many years ago. Legend
has it that it is able to absorb evil, therefore protecting its holder from said
evil. There are many legends and stories attached to the spoon, and perhaps one
day I will reveal them on the webpage. Or not.
I
am not exactly sure of that. It would appear, so far, that the EVIL SPOON is
good. It has done no harm to me, and has been a great good luck charm! It is
called the "EVIL" Spoon because of its ability to absorb evil. Where that evil
goes afterward, who knows? Theoretically, the EVIL SPOON could be chuck full of
evil at this very minute! Or perhaps it slowly disperses the evil in harmless
little waves of warm air.
The bearer of the EVIL SPOON.
And the bearer of the EVIL SPOON is me. I am just some guy who started a
website for his favorite spoon. I like tacos, travel, movies, art, and poetry.
I am married. I own a cat. Did I mention that I like tacos? I really do. In any
case, I do refer to myself sometimes as "The Evil Spoon" on this site in order
to simplify my life. But I am really not the actual Spoon itself.
Weren't you listening!? No, I am
not the Spoon. I am just its chosen bearer. It is kind of like "Witchblade" or
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer," only completely different. The similarity is that I
did not just decide to own a spoon and call it something. It just happened. If I
WERE the spoon, I would use people to eat soup and cereal. It only seems right
and fair.
Both! Yes! I mean, it is like the
utensil... and it makes some bad ass pizza rotini and Kool-Aid, or rather it did
until it retired into its really cool box. It rarely lets me make food with it
anymore.
Only if I know you and like you.
I can't be going and posting stuff from strangers and finding out it actually
belongs to the family of Andy Warhol or Jewel or something. Next thing you know
I am getting sued. I cannot afford to be sued. So don't bother suing me.
Everything here is submitted by artists and non-artists that I know personally.
It is original art. I can prove it. Do not use any of it without permission. I
can't afford to be sued, but I certainly can afford to do the suing!
Aye-aye-aye. I will be trying to
update the website every weekend or two, sometimes more when I have time. New
pictures, comics, photos, poems, and such will be added then. The Perverted
Mule, on the other hand, is updated 3-6 times a week, usually during the week. I
do not guarantee any of this, though, on account of the fact that I have a life.
Not much of one, but there it is. Ask any of my faithful readers who sat
sorrowfully at their computers the past year when my job kept me away for long
periods of time. Oh, the weeping... the weeping...
The Blog that Moves is my
personal blog, inspired by the EVIL SPOON. It used to be called the "Perverted
Mule," which I preferred, but this new name keeps the riff-raff from visiting by
mistake. Regardless, I like to write, and I use that spot to write about
whatever I feel like. Politics, movies, sports, science, literature, or
whatever. I have a wide variety of interests, and I don't always know when to
shut up. If I say something you don't like there, I apologize and hereby blame
the Spoon.
Denali! is the blog for someone I know, who does not choose to reveal that her
name is actually Gundar Fluffenhogen, who lives at 2328 Apalachee Parkway,
Tallahassee, Florida, 32301. (Just kidding). She is allowed to say whatever she
wants, and any opinions expressed there belong solely to Denali!, and do not
necessarily reflect the opinions or thoughts of me or the EVIL SPOON. Cuenca is
the blog for my wife. The same rules and regulations regarding opinions not
necessarily reflecting on me or the Spoon pertain to her as well.
If you are my
friend, then that is a silly question. My personal email has been the same for
over a decade. If I do not know you, however, you can contact me via the Evil
Spoon website at evilspoo@evilspoon.com.
I will be happy to answer any questions or receive praise. Don't bother writing
to insult me. I have a cat to do that already, and she does a great job. So odds
are I will never respond anyway. Why bother? And I'll delete your nasty comments
from my blog, too! So HA! That said, constructive criticism IS accepted and
appreciated. Thanks!
Copyright © 2006 [EVILSPOON, Inc.]. All rights reserved.
Revised: 08/19/06.